Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about them Virgo women in bed, ya know, the kind born under that sign thingy, whatever they call it. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, but I’ve seen a thing or two, heard a thing or two, ya know? Folks talk, and you listen, that’s how it is.
What Are Virgo Women Like in Bed? Let’s Get Down to It!
Now, these Virgo women, they ain’t like those flashy fire signs, all showy and loud. They’re more like…earthy, ya know? Like good, solid ground. They ain’t gonna jump on ya right away, no sir. They like things…clean, real clean, spotless even, you understand? It’s gotta be just so.
- They like things tidy.
- They want everything smelling nice.
- Messy ain’t their style, not one bit.
So, if you’re thinkin’ of gettin’ cozy with a Virgo woman, you best clean up your act, and your place too! Wash them sheets, air out the room, maybe even light a candle, somethin’ nice and fresh, like…lilacs maybe, or fresh linen, ya know? That kinda stuff matters to ’em, it really does.
And when it comes to the bedroom stuff, well, they ain’t gonna be shoutin’ from the rooftops about it. They’re kinda private, these Virgo gals. They like things…considerate, ya know? Gentle. They ain’t into all that rough and tumble nonsense, not usually. They appreciate bein’ treated nice, like a lady, ya know what I mean? Like a…delicate flower, sorta.
Some folks say Virgos are picky, and maybe they are, a little. But it ain’t about bein’ difficult, it’s about wanting things…just right. They pay attention to the details, ya see? They notice everything. So, if you’re payin’ attention to them, and what they like, you’re already halfway there.
Now, I heard tell that the belly area, that’s a real sensitive spot for a Virgo woman. Somethin’ about the nerves there, makes ’em all…tingly, I guess. So, bein’ gentle and touchin’ ’em there, that’s a good thing. Maybe a little kissin’, a little strokin’, ya know? Nothin’ too rough now, just nice and easy. They like that warm water thing too, like in a bath, makes ’em feel all relaxed and…lovey-dovey. So you be sure to clean that bathtub extra good first, remember what I said about cleanliness?
How Do You Know if a Virgo Woman Likes You?
Well, they ain’t gonna be throwin’ themselves at ya, that’s for sure. They’re kinda shy, these Virgos, gotta watch ’em close. They’ll give ya little hints, ya know? Like if they lean in when you’re talkin’, that’s a good sign. Means they’re interested in what you gotta say. Or if they keep lookin’ at ya, right in the eyes, that’s another good one. And sometimes, they might even start doin’ what you’re doin’, like if you scratch your head, they might scratch theirs too, kinda like a mirror. It’s kinda cute, actually. It’s their way of showin’ they’re connected to ya, understand?
But don’t push ’em too hard, these Virgo women. They need their space, they need their time. They’ll come around when they’re ready, just gotta be patient, and respectful. And clean. Don’t forget clean!
So, if you’re lookin’ for a wild night of passion, maybe a Virgo woman ain’t for you. But if you’re lookin’ for someone who’s kind, and considerate, and pays attention to the little things, and keeps things nice and clean, well then, a Virgo woman might just be the perfect gal for ya. Just remember what I told ya, and you’ll do just fine.
One last thing about Virgo ladies in relationships, they are real loyal. They ain’t gonna mess around, if they’re with you, they’re with you. But you gotta be good to ‘em, ya hear? You treat ‘em right, and they’ll treat you right back. It’s all about respect, and kindness, and…well, cleanliness, mostly! That’s the secret to keepin’ a Virgo woman happy, ya know?
So there ya have it, my two cents on what those Virgo women are like in bed. Hope it helps ya out, young fella. Now go on, and be good! And remember, keep it clean!
