This here shirt, they call it the Free People Virgo Baby Button Down Blouse. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it’s just a shirt, like any other shirt, ‘cept maybe a little fancier. I seen it online, and they got all these pictures of it. It’s got buttons, you see. Lots of ’em, going all the way down the front. That’s what they mean by “button down,” I reckon.
Now, this Free People blouse, it ain’t like them plain shirts. This one’s got all sorts of colors on it. Kinda like a rainbow got spilled all over it. They call it an “abstract print”. I don’t know ’bout all that. Looks like a bunch of colors just mixed up together to me. But some folks like that kind of thing, I suppose. And, there are long sleeves on this here shirt, they call it “Virgo Baby Buttondown”.
They say this Virgo Baby Button Down is by Free People. Never heard of ’em before. Must be some newfangled brand. Back in my day, we just had shirts. Didn’t matter who made ’em, long as they kept you covered. But these young folks today, they like their brands. Free People, they say. Alrighty then.
It’s a top, they say. Well, yeah, you wear it on your top half. What else would it be? A bottom? Don’t make no sense. It has a collar. It’s not just a T-shirt, you know. A bit more put together, this is. The collar on the Free People Virgo Baby Button Down Blouse, that’s how you know it’s a little more special. And long sleeves, for when it gets a little chilly, I suppose. Or maybe you just like long sleeves. That is up to you.
I seen this shirt in blue. They call it “Spring Blue Combo”. Sounds like they got a whole bunch of these shirts, all with different colors. This blue one, it’s kinda pretty, I guess. Got some other colors mixed in there too. But it’s mostly blue. The Virgo Baby Button Down, this one is. That’s what they’re callin’ it, anyhow.
- It’s got buttons.
- It’s got a collar.
- It’s got long sleeves.
- It’s by Free People.
- It’s got a crazy pattern.
- It comes in blue, maybe other colors too.
They say this Free People Virgo Baby Button Down Blouse is for women. Well, I reckon a man could wear it if he wanted to. Ain’t no law against it. But I guess it’s mostly women who wear these kinds of shirts. They like to look all nice and pretty, you know. And this shirt, with all them colors, it’s definitely pretty. I seen it called a blouse too. That’s just a fancy word for shirt, far as I can tell.
Now, this shirt, they say it’s out of stock sometimes. That means they ain’t got any more to sell right now. You gotta wait till they get some more in. I don’t know why they can’t just make enough shirts for everyone. Seems like a lot of trouble, waiting for a shirt. But I guess that’s how it is these days. The Virgo Baby Button Down, it is pretty popular, it appears.
This Free People blouse, I seen it online. You can buy it from different places, I guess. Some places got it, some places don’t. You gotta look around. And the price, well, that changes too. Some places sell it for more, some places for less. You gotta shop around if you want a good deal on this Virgo Baby Button Down.
Some places say they got free shipping. That means they send it to you for free. Don’t have to pay extra for that. And some places say you can send it back for free if you don’t like it. That’s called “free returns.” Seems like a good deal to me. ‘Cause you never know, you might get that Free People Virgo Baby Button Down Blouse and decide it ain’t for you. Then what? You’re stuck with a shirt you don’t want? No sir, you send it right back.
They got different sizes of this shirt, too. Small, medium, large. All the usual sizes. You gotta pick the right one, or it won’t fit. And they got something called “alpha.” I don’t know what that means. Sounds like something from them science fiction shows. But I guess it’s just another way of saying what size the shirt is. This Free People shirt, it comes in all kinds of sizes, apparently.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about this Free People Virgo Baby Button Down Blouse. It is a shirt, mostly. A colorful one, with buttons and long sleeves. You can buy it online, if they got it in stock. And it might cost you a pretty penny, depending on where you get it. But if you like that sort of thing, then maybe it’s worth it. To each their own, I always say. Just make sure you get the right size, or you’ll be sending it back, alpha or no alpha.
