Okay, lemme tell ya, this whole dress like your Venus sign Virgo thing, it’s a real head-scratcher. But I heard some young folks talkin’ ’bout it, so I’ll try my best to explain what in tarnation it’s all about.
So, this Venus thing, it’s some kinda planet, I reckon. And Virgo, that’s like, one of them star signs, ya know? Like them horoscopes you see in them magazines. They say what you wear, it’s gotta match up with this here Venus in Virgo thing.
Now, if you’re a Virgo Venus, they say you gotta dress real simple. Nothin’ too fancy or flashy. Like you just come off the farm, but in a good way, ya know? Earth tones they call ’em. Like the color of dirt and trees and such.
- Beige, like the color of old flour sacks.
- Tan, like, well, a good tan after a day in the sun.
- Green, like the grass in spring.
- Taupe. I ain’t even sure what that is, but it sounds earthy.
- Caramel. Like that sticky sweet stuff, but not too much of it.
- White, like, ya know, clouds.
And you gotta keep it clean, they say. Like, minimalist. I think that means not too many frills and ribbons and whatnot. Just simple clothes, made good. Nothin’ all tore up or nothin’. And keep your closet neat, everything folded nice.
They say these Virgo folks, they like things that are useful. Clothes that last, not just some flimsy things that fall apart after one wash. Somethin’ you can wear over and over, somethin’ practical. Like a good pair of overalls, but maybe not overalls. I don’t know. Just somethin’ that makes sense, ya know?
Like, If a Virgo person likes ya, they won’t be all lovey-dovey. They’ll help ya out. Maybe bring ya a pie or fix your fence. That’s how they show they care. And they like presents that are useful. Like, somethin’ for the house or a new shovel, maybe. Somethin’ that’ll last.
These Virgo Venus folks, they also are into the “glam”, whatever that is. But not too much! Just a touch, I guess, to keep things interestin’. It’s like addin’ a pinch of salt to your stew. You don’t want it bland, but you don’t want it too salty, neither. Balance, that’s what they call it.
And the colors! They say these Virgo folks, they look good in neutral colors. Like, nothin’ too bright or loud. Think of a field of wheat, or a nice smooth rock. Colors that are calm and easy on the eyes. And patterns and textures are important, too! I don’t rightly know what all that means, but I reckon it’s about how the clothes feel and how they look together. Not all mismatched and crazy, but put together nice and neat. Like a well-organized garden.
They also say, for Virgo Venus ladies, the lips are, what’s the word? Pouty? I guess that means kinda full, but not too big. And the noses are small. I don’t know why that matters, but that’s what them young folks said.
Now, I don’t know much about this Venus sign fashion stuff. Seems a bit much to me. But I guess if it makes ya feel good, then go for it. Just remember, the most important thing is to be yourself. Don’t go changin’ who you are just to fit some star sign. Wear what you like, what makes you feel comfortable. And don’t forget a good, sturdy pair of shoes. You never know when you might need to chase a chicken or muck out a stall.
And if you want to dress like a Virgo Venus, wear them plain colors, keep it simple, and be helpful. That’s what I got from all that talk. If ya need to know more, well, you can look it up on that interwebs thing. I don’t know. These new styles sure are something. They say this Venus thing can be your style guide, like a map from the universe. It tells you how to be all beautiful and harmonious. Sounds like a lot of hogwash to me, but who am I to say?
Anyways, that’s all I got on this Venus in Virgo dressin’ up business. Hope it made some sense. Now, I gotta go feed the chickens. They don’t care what I’m wearin’, long as I bring the feed!
All you need to know is that Venus in Virgo means you like to dress simple. You want to look neat and clean, like you know what you’re doing. Even if you don’t. It is not a big deal, just a way of wearing clothes, I guess. But for some people, it’s real important. For me, as long as my clothes are clean and cover me up, I’m good.
