Alright, let’s talk about them crystals, the ones that ain’t no good for Virgos. You know, Virgos, them folks born between August and September. They like things just so, neat and tidy. So, some of them shiny rocks? Bad news. Real bad. First off, Labradorite. Yeah, that shiny, colorful one. Looks pretty, but don’t let...
Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about them Virgo women in bed, ya know, the kind born under that sign thingy, whatever they call it. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, but I’ve seen a thing or two, heard a thing or two, ya know? Folks talk, and you listen, that’s how it is....
Alright, let’s talk about them Volvo Virgo wheels. I ain’t no car expert, mind you, just a plain ol’ woman, but I know a thing or two ’cause I seen a whole lotta cars in my time. Now, these Virgo wheels, they seem to be a pretty big deal for folks drivin’ them Volvos. I...
Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about them Virgo zodiac pendants. Never thought I’d be jabberin’ about such things, but here we are. Now, what in tarnation is a Virgo anyways? Sounds like some fancy car or somethin’. But these city folks, they tell me it’s a sign, like one of them things up in...
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here thing, this… uh… Virgo Zodiac Mug. Yep, that’s what they call it. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But don’t you worry none, I’ll make it plain as day for ya. Now, see, this mug ain’t just any old mug. It’s got somethin’ to do with them stars and...
Alright, let’s gab about them Virgo women and Gemini men, see if they can get along, you know, like peas in a pod or cats and dogs. Now, I ain’t no fancy astrologer, just a plain ol’ woman who’s seen a thing or two about folks gettin’ hitched and unhitched. So, if you’re lookin’ for...
