Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this… this thing… this audio… uh… audio fizzle virgo, yeah, that’s it. This ain’t gonna be fancy, mind you. Just plain talk, like you’re sittin’ on the porch with me, sippin’ sweet tea.
So, this audio physic virgo, it’s a speaker, see? A big ol’ box that makes noise. Folks say it’s a real good one, costin’ a pretty penny, too. Heard tell it’s worth somethin’ like thirteen thousand dollars! Can you imagine? Thirteen thousand dollars for somethin’ that just makes noise! Well, I guess it makes good noise, accordin’ to them fancy folks.
- It’s made real good, they say.
- Made with care, like how I make my apple pie. Not just slapped together, you know?
- And it sounds good too, real good.
Now, I ain’t heard it myself, but I heard some fellers talkin’. They said it’s one of the best this fella, Manfred somethin’-or-other, ever made. This Manfred fella, he’s the one who makes these here speakers. Seems he put a lot of work into this virgo thing. Used some kinda fancy metal cone thingamajigs inside. Makes it sound all clear and sharp, they say.
They say it’s real accurate. Like, if a guitar plays, it sounds like a real guitar, right there in the room with ya. Not all muffled and fuzzy like some cheap radios. And it’s clean, no scratchy sounds or hummin’. Just pure music, comin’ at ya loud and clear. They also go on and on about “soundstage” and “depth.” Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but they say it makes the music sound like it’s all around ya, not just comin’ from one spot.
One feller, he said it’s even better than some other speaker, the Avant- somethin’. Said the virgo sounds better when you play, you know, simple music. Like, a fella with a guitar, or someone playin’ the piano. Not that loud, bang-bang music the young folks listen to these days.
And get this, they even said it’s a good deal! Said for the money, it’s one of the best. Now, I don’t know about that, thirteen thousand dollars still sounds like a lot to me. But they say if you compare it to other speakers that sound this good, it’s actually cheaper. Imagine that! Savin’ money on a thirteen thousand dollar speaker!
They played some lively music on it too, this feller said. Some Austrian fella’s music. Said it sounded all happy and light, just like it should. So, I guess this virgo speaker, it can play all kinds of music, as long as it ain’t too loud and crazy.
Another person, they had some smaller speakers from the same company. Said they were good, real good. And they heard some other speakers too, from this same Audio Physic place. So, sounds like this company knows what they’re doin’, makin’ all these fancy speakers.
So, that’s the gist of it. The Audio Physic Virgo. It’s a fancy speaker, costs a heap of money, but folks who know about these things say it’s worth it. They say it sounds real good, real clear, real accurate. Good for simple music, good for lively music. Good for all kinds of music, I reckon, as long as you ain’t tryin’ to blow the roof off the house.
Now, if you ask me, I’d rather spend that money on a new porch swing and a good ol’ banjo. But hey, to each their own, right? If you got the money and you want some fancy noise, then this Virgo thing might just be for you. Just remember, it’s still just a box that makes noise. Don’t let it go to your head.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about that. Time for some more sweet tea, I reckon.
