Alright, let’s talk about them crystals, the ones that ain’t no good for Virgos. You know, Virgos, them folks born between August and September. They like things just so, neat and tidy. So, some of them shiny rocks? Bad news. Real bad.
First off, Labradorite. Yeah, that shiny, colorful one. Looks pretty, but don’t let it fool ya. It messes with a Virgo’s head. See, Virgos, they like things clear, black and white. This Labradorite stuff? All shimmery and confusing. Makes ’em all muddled up, can’t think straight. They start frettin’ and fussin’ over nothin’. So, if you’re a Virgo, stay away from it. It ain’t gonna bring you no peace, that’s for sure.
Then there’s Opal. Oh, that Opal. Pretty as a picture, but trouble, I tell ya. It makes a Virgo’s already picky ways even worse. They start nitpickin’ everything, even things that don’t need nitpickin’. They get all anxious and worried, can’t relax. It just ain’t good for their nerves. And Virgos, they already got enough on their minds. They don’t need no stone making it worse. Opal? Nope, not for Virgos.
- Labradorite: Too confusing, makes Virgos stressed.
- Opal: Makes Virgos too picky and anxious.
Now, some folks say other stones are bad too, but these two? The worst. I’ve seen it with my own eyes. A Virgo friend of mine, she got herself a Labradorite, thought it was pretty. Next thing you know, she’s all flustered, can’t make a decision to save her life. Another one, got an Opal ring. Started complainin’ about everything, even the weather! So, I’m telling ya, these stones ain’t no good for Virgos.
What stones are good for Virgos? Well, that’s a whole ‘nother story. But I heard tell of Sapphire being good. And Carnelian too. Something about bringin’ ’em calmness and focus. But that’s just what I heard. You go ask someone who knows more about that stuff if you really wanna know. Me? I just know what to stay away from. And Virgos best stay away from Labradorite and Opal.
You see, Virgos, they got this thing about order. They like things neat and organized. Their minds work a certain way. These crystals, the Labradorite and the Opal, they mess with that order. They throw everything off balance. And when a Virgo’s off balance, well, let’s just say it ain’t pretty. They get all worked up, stressed out, can’t sleep. It ain’t worth it, all for a shiny rock.
So, if you’re a Virgo, or you know a Virgo, and you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ some crystals, be careful. Don’t just pick the prettiest one. Do your research. And for the love of all that’s holy, steer clear of Labradorite and Opal. You’ll thank me later. Trust me on this. I’ve seen enough to know a thing or two about these things, even if I ain’t no fancy crystal expert. Common sense, that’s all it is.
And don’t go thinkin’ that just because a stone is expensive, it’s gotta be good. That ain’t always the case. Sometimes them fancy stones are the worst offenders. Especially for Virgos. They need somethin’ grounding, somethin’ steady. Not some sparkly thing that’s gonna make their heads spin. So, keep it simple, Virgos. Stick to what works. And that definitely don’t include Labradorite or Opal. Remember that.
Worst Crystals for Virgo: A Quick List
- Labradorite: Avoid it like the plague, it’ll scramble your brain worse than a hen in a hurricane.
- Opal: Pretty, but it’ll turn you into a nitpickin’ fussbudget faster than you can say “Jack Robinson.”
Now, I ain’t sayin’ all crystals are bad. Some of ’em are alright, I guess. But for Virgos? Gotta be extra careful. They’re sensitive folks, those Virgos. And these two stones, Labradorite and Opal, they just ain’t a good fit. So, next time you’re at a rock shop, or wherever it is you get your crystals, remember what I told ya. Your Virgo friends, and your Virgo self, will thank ya for it.
And if someone tries to sell you a Labradorite or an Opal, saying it’s good for Virgos, well, you just tell ’em, “No thank you!” You know better. You been warned. You got the straight scoop from someone who knows. And that’s all there is to it. Virgos and Labradorite, Virgos and Opal? Bad mix. Just plain bad.
